![]() I am always satisfied with the best." Why you’re still single "To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." Monday morning when you’re still hungover from the weekend "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Douchebag mentality in a nutshell "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." What Jerry Sandusky said after he got fired "I can resist everything except temptation." Why you cheated on your boyfriend "The truth is rarely pure and never simple." Kids who peaked in High School "Everything popular is wrong." Why ghetto babies come into this world "Who, being loved, is poor?" George W. it is better to be good than to be ugly." Slut-shaming justification "There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." When your boyfriend asks to do anal "Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live." What JAPs say without a hint of irony "I have the simplest tastes. ![]() Take a look! There’s something for everyone… When describing Miley Cyrus "I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability." What Kanye West tells himself every morning in the mirror "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." On justifying that abortion "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." What we find out too late in the job world after college "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." After a really wild night out "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." When you wake up next to a 2 that you thought was a 10 "It is better to be beautiful than to be good. After all, who better to take advice from than the man who said himself, “I always pass on good advice. So let’s celebrate the man whose words are still applicable today - as evidenced by your friend’s status onslaught of “Wilde-isms” after her breakup. Today is Oscar Wilde’s birthday! Wahoo! Why do we care? Well, besides the fact that he was an exceptionally profound intellectual, poet, playwright, novelist, and genius epigram creator, he also authored many of the popular quotes that Gen-Y’s use in their yearbooks or post on their Facebook statuses.
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